HAIRCUTS

The difference between men and women
Women’s Version:
Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s so cute!
Woman1: Do you think so? I wasn’t sure when she gave me the
mirror. I mean, you don’t think it’s too fluffy looking?
Woman2: Oh Gosh no! No, it’s perfect. I’d love to get my hair cut
like that, but I think my face is too wide. I’m pretty much stuck
with this stuff I think.
Woman1: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you
could easily get one of those layercuts - that would look so cute
I think. I was actually going to dothat except that I was afraid it would
accent my long neck.
Woman2: Oh that’s funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything
To take attention away from this two-by-four I have for a shoulder
line.
Woman1: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have
Your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my
arms - see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could
get clothes to fit me so much easier.
Men’s Version:
Man2: Haircut?
Man1: Yeah.